OLIVIER, LAURENCEThe true story of Sir Laurence Olivier's heroic campaign to save the kippers on the Pullman Car breakfast menu of the Brighton Belle
RING NET: WILL MACLEANAn interview with Scottish artist Will Maclean on his documentary exhibition, The Ring Net, which he developed between 1973 and 1978
HARENG SAUR MONOLOGUESThe hareng saur of the Siege of Paris inspired poems by Cros, Huysmans and Richepin and, with them, the modern French monologue
DUTCH GRAND FISHERYThe rise and fall of the 'Groote Visserye', its role in the Dutch War of Independence and in various wars with England and Scotland
ENGLAND’S PATH TO WEALTH AND HONOURJames Puckle's 1700 version of his patriotic, herring fishery promotional pamphlet, crying out for English superiority over the Dutch
ETYMOLOGYOn the derivation of the word herring and the uncertainty attached to it, along with that, similarly uncertain, of the kipper
EUPHEMISMSSome of the names given to herrings together with the associated logics and a brief digression on the subject of Bombay duck
EYVIND SKÁLDASPILLIRThe earliest herring poet and the two earliest herring poems, together with the difficulties of dealing with kings
FARTINGThe herring's squeak or fart, from C17th Lübeck to 1980s Soviet submarine incursions into Swedish waters and a 2003 Ig Nobel Award
FASTINGOn herrings and fasting, fish-based fasting on Fridays and in Lent and its origins in earlier religions, cults and/or alien contact
FEEDINGOn when herrings feed, their favourite foods at different points in their life cycle and the effect of what they eat on their own oiliness
FIFIEOn the development, nature and adaptability of the sailing and steam drifters, the Fifie; its unsurprising origins on the Fife coast
FISH FINGERSBirdseye Frozen Foods, Clarence Birdseye, Captain Birdseye and the original herring prototype for fish fingers
FLEASA brief, possibly unnattractive account of fleas and their use in a Norfolk fisherman's ability to predict herring catches
GERMAN SPIESAn dubious account of the use of herrings to identify German spies pretending to be Dutch during World War II